The magic of MMORPG.

"What the...? Meh-meh-moh-re-peh-ger...?"
"No lah! It's massive-multiplayer-online-role-playing-game."

From experience, I can safely say that the only things that are massive in these games, is the amount of cash and time you spend on it, and the boobs of your female character. Yes, its fun to play a game where semi-socially retarded friends and you run around a medieval world gang-banging innocent mermen or gnolls in order to get their 'phet lewt'. Even I have no idea why a furry little animal carries around 156 gold pieces, a ring of fire and a 3+ enhanced sword.

5 minutes into a game...
"Whoa! So you gotta lv up your lv1 spells first before you can proceed to lv2...? Wow! What's this? A 'jellopy'! Dude, how much can I get for this? OMG! That pink blod dropped a sword! Whooo-hoooo! I'm set for life! WAHHH!! That guy is lv 86!"

30 minutes later...
"Ok, we should whack these beetle things. We get good exp, plus their attack sucks...hang on, let's go sell off all these junk..."

3 hours later...
"Dude...I've been clicking on pink chunks of jelly and ladybirds for 3 hours now..."

6 hours later...
"Argh. Alright, see you tomorow."

1 month later...
"Niama! !#*@# game!"

Sound familiar to all you Ex-Ragnarok Online players?


The storage system is brilliant. RYL (RiskYourLife...the name is lives up to its claim. You risk rotting time away, your SPM, and, very literally, your life.) utilizes the 'Grid system'. This is also known as the 'Tetris system', where half the time you have to rearrange cumloads of item in that amazing 4-dimensional backpack that your scantily clad character carries around. Apparantly, you can stack 99 pieces of meat together in one grid, but if you have only one slot left, you can't stack 1 measly piece of meat and 1 pathetic piece of cooked meat together...

"Oh no! We mustn't."
"Why? My dear raw meat?"
"Because...well...we are of different colours...and hell, I don't even know what animal we came from. There aren't any chickens or cows in this MMORPG"
"Come here...! Come!"
"..."
"..."
-Fatal error-

Four-legged funguses can take on knights in full body armour... Wounds do not show up on slimy skinned amphibious mermen even after 10 combos of slashing with a "Cruel scythe D+++" (Weapons have personalities too, you know?), Lightning bolts striking down upon their scaly bottoms, and "Dark sword" attacks going right through their webbed-gills... Swords strike enemies, clad in nothing but a loincloth, and give off explosive seizure enducing explosions...

Hallelujah, welcome to the realisticly unbelievable world of Meh-MeOh-Reh-Per-Ger. Where size does not matter.