The ISKL SEA Forensics 2006 : Contestant 366 of Victoria Institution -DAY2-

3 duet teams left, 2 have sworn to meet each other in the Finals, 1 goal, 0 is not an option. The ISKL SEA Forensics Tournament 2006, are you there?

-DAY2-

...YES! YES! YES! Cut down to 6.45 from 7.53! Haha! Isidore still has a chance! Thanks to Ms.Shanti!...


Today is the day where they seperate the men from boys, the exceptional from the average, the true actors from the Johnnie boys...... :)

How we do in the next round will determine whether we make the cut for the Semi-Finals!

...Last time on Victorians...
The debators can NOT afford to lose another round. The pretty boy Alex and Ryan can NOT afford to get anything below 1/1. The actors can NOT afford to get diarrhoe from an overdose of honey. What will happen to the Victorians...?


...Alright! I am ready, Isidore.

Ahh! The day started off as Gus entered ISKL with Foo Fang Hai. Moi was all ready and pumped up, while Gus was "Mmph...gimme 10 minutes...zZZz....".

Jack and Tristen have cut out some flaws in their act, but Pat and Wayne have decided to go along with the "blowjob" scene...yeah Lianne I know you would love it ;P

Debators are good to go, while John, Wilson, Fang Hai and Ken Ming also have Extempt. John was seen getting tips from Benjamin Ong *gasps*...John getting help from someone...? Oh, I just KNOW something special will happen today! :P

Benjamin Ong sits on an ISKL bench, clad in black shirt and pants, next to Gus, who was just rudely awoken, as they both start singing..."I'm the...only gay eskimo-o...I'm the only one I kno-w...I'm the only gay eskimo-o-o...in my tribe!"

***Yesterday at home***
"Mum! I want to wear this striped black shirt again tomorow. I'll just spray some deoderant and iron it or something."
"NO! Don't be silly! That shirt STINKS!"
"but it's my lucky shirt!! and tomorow is the semi-finals...if I even make it!"
"Put that shirt in the wash, go upstairs, find another shirt."
"B-but..."
"IF you really think that it's your lucky shirt, I'm sure you'll be able to wear it to the FINALS!"......


The other shirt was still black, Gus' eyes were still blur and Moi's face still had little white-headed volcanos on them waiting to erupt. Ahhh...one last trip to the toilet, one last hug from Shanti, one last sip of honey...IT IS TIME.

Today, many will not make the cut for semi-finals. Those who do make it, will have 2 events waiting for them today, and those who don't make it...tough shit, try again next year.

As Isidore and Tiger looked each other in the eye, nodded, and went their seperate ways. That's right! Solo acting is up first!

...wait! I thought Miss Shanti would be here with me! There aren't any Victorians in here either...ARGH! only 2 actors left before my turn...and...*sniff* *sniff*... what's that smell...seems to be coming from...hey, this guy look familiar, and this woman t...OH NO! Johnnie boys! And he brought supporters!

...What the...uh-oh, this girl from CBN is doing a grandma's funeral play...crap, my grandpa jsut passed away 2 weeks ago. Keep it in...argh! GUS! COUNT THE LIGHT PANELS! 1...2...3...4...5...6...damn, she's good, now GUS, STOP LOOKING AT HER ACT! REMEMBER, YOUR TURN IS UP AFTER THE NEXT GUY! YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE THE NARCISSISM!

...Phew! Ok, at least the guy before me is the Johnnie boy, this might boost my confidence a wheee bit and...huh?!

Shanti walked into the room followed by John Mar, Jack, Tristen and a bunch of form 3 Victorians. The colour of the Johnnie boys face now matched the same shade of green on his necktie! Awww YEAH! But, Lianne's not here...argh!

Here we go..."Hmm, hmmm, hmmm, and a one and a two and a one, two, three..."

The timing...

...YES! 6.46! Perfect!

...struggling to remember...